The Hyperboreans are not really into combat boots even if you’re also wearing a black beret.
Yea ... the rebel look never seems to go out of style but it has always struck me as just a little peculiar that all rebels seem to look the same ... it’s like they aren’t satisfied to merely be a rebel ... they have to look like a stereotypical rebel ... it seems to me that if you really want to look like a rebel, you should actually rebel against fashion by not wearing rebel-friendly off-the-rack rebel duds.
One more thing while we’re on the subject of rebels ... have you ever wondered about the anarchy flag? You know the one I mean ... the black flag with a white A inside a poorly painted white circle ... I mean really! Anarchy is a Greek word and means, without an archon ... in modern language that might read, without a government ... okay ... try to follow me on this ... one of the first things a new government will do is design and hoist their flag ... their logo ... why on earth would someone with an anti-government stance want to hoist a logo-flag? More importantly ... why do ALL people with an anti-government stance want to hoist the same exact logo-flag? Seems like they want to be rebels as long as they don’t have to have any original thoughts or wear rebellious fashions ... I guess that would make them no rebels at all ... they might be called Rebels With A Visa Card ... or maybe, Fashionably Rebellious ... either way, they are to be avoided unless you want to join them in their boring, politically correct revolution.
If you want to be a real rebel ... take your clues from Prometheus and not from the Internet or Rebel Fashion Magazine.
Please pardon this serious digression and get back to the Fun.