Poseidon founded the continent of Atlantis and every tee party held there is in his honor ... if you were wearing one of his tee shirts on Atlantis, you would be at the height of Atlantian fashion ... you would look really cool too.
As lord of the Sea, Poseidon made Atlantis the showplace of the island continents ... the splendor of Atlantis was due to Poseidon’s personal attention to detail and his exquisite taste in maritime decor.
I guess the only mistake Poseidon made when he founded Atlantis was when he put his kids in charge of the place ... we all know how ungrateful kids can be ... well ... as the generations passed, the descendants of Poseidon became more and more unruly ... the place began to fall apart and the quality of their tee parties got worse and worse ... when things got to be unbearable, Poseidon decided to deep-six the whole thing ... at that point it would have been wise to have been wearing a life-preserver over your tee shirt.
The only tee parties they’re having at Atlantis these days are of the wet tee variety ... see you there!