Greek Mythology: From The Iliad To The Fall Of The Last Tyrant

Fun Fact Quiz 6


Lyssa Makes Me Mad!

There are a lot of people who will tell you that inviting Lyssa to a Peace Conference would be sheer Madness ... of course, they’re right.

Lyssa is the goddess of Madness and she is completely committed to her mission ... she won’t sell you short either ... she won’t be satisfied with making you a little goofy or wacky ... she won’t stop until you’re Mad as a Hatter ... you know the Hatter I mean ... he’s also known as the Johnny Depp ... regardless, Lyssa is not the type of goddess with whom you want to be on a first name basis.

After you enter the realms of Madness, there are different degrees of Maditivity ... you might be an affable character like Elwood Dobbs with his seven foot rabbit named Harvey ... you might be one of those people who trains for two years only to come in last in your event at the Olympics ... I mean really ... I can come in last in any event at the Olympics and never train for a single day ... you might be one of those quietly Mad individuals who wears black socks with sandals ... you might be one of those wild-eyed people who talks to entities who are not of this dimension ... you could be one of those Mad people who acts like a duck, quacks like a duck but in reality is a platypus ... Madness comes in all flavors.

I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Lyssa would not get a standing ovation at any conference, Peace or otherwise ... wait a second ... she might get a rousing reception at the Straight Jacket Manufactures Convention.



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