The Phineus we’re looking for is not my uncle Phineus.
Uncle Phineus is a miserly old coot who won’t spend a cent on anything that isn’t absolutely necessary ... as you might guess, he has a beard, doesn’t wear socks, drives a Ford Cortina and eats instant rice and canned beans for every meal.
A few of my family members tried to borrow money from uncle Phineus and he told them to get a job ... when my sister told him that she already had a job, he told her to get a night job too ... he told my five year old niece to sell some of her dolls if she really needed money ... what a guy!
Anyway ... trust me ... you don’t want to meet my uncle Phineus.