The god of oil and natural gas is Exxon ... he is worshiped in all parts of the world and his power is unimaginable ... there are rumors afoot that he is currently having a battle of cosmic proportions with an upstart god named Hydrogen but the priests of Exxon are more powerful than we could ever know. The churches of Hydrogen have been banned in many countries and his followers are systematically dubbed nutcases and tree-huggers.
Be sure to use the secret handshake when you meet a fellow Hydrogenite.